Saturday, February 03, 2007

ITS GONNA TAKE A MONTAGE!!

A MINI TRAINING MONTAGE!
(MONTAGE!)


ATTENTION!
Y'all best be worried.
PROJ3KT-B reppin' all over the place today at OPERATION MEOW and BIKES INSIDE!

Haley, NickB and I got our mini-training on Thursday.

We did a good 10km of minicore action. Mini-drops, mini-jumps, minice, mini-pipez, we're ready for whatever mini-shit you hit us with.

Everyones been warnin' me bout the checkpoints too.
Talkin' smack, sayin' how we are gonna get mini-worked. I'm not scared. Bring it on. I've done basic training at C.F.B. Duncan biatches! Field combat exercises, target practice, pushups in the mud, wilderness survival, climbing rope, all that shit. My gun is clean and ready to fire.

Morgan has also been training for tonights fixie trick comp.
Just a bit of what is in store:


N1ck has been up in Skidgate mall, workin' the liquor store to hooks everyone up with some Pilz-Cube^3 action for Checkpoint #1 PROJ3KT-B33R PR1M3Z!!!1.

I've been coffee-wrenching on the PROj3KT-B TEAM VEHIKILLZ all mownin' SO YOU KNOW WE SERIOUS!

TOP SECRET SPY SHOT:

If ya don't know whats goin on in this pic, then you gonna find out at the race.

LATEST UPDATE 14:35:
N1ck: Word from Lauren is that the Rev forgot his ID and they had to drop him from the peloton. Portland crew is in Seattle, might be delayed.

LETS HOPE THE ZOOBOMB CREW CAN BOMB THROUGH THE BORDER TO BATTLE OUR MINIBIKE ARMY ON CANADIAN SOIL!

Be @ Victory Square (Cambie/Hastings) today, at 17:30 for all the action!

4 comments:

Andrew said...

Looks like fun guys. I would have come to watch but I'm a lazy suburban fuck and furthermore i had a family thing to go to. :(

marlo said...

The best part about the striptease is that it came totally unannounced. Suddenly Morgan's clothes were just coming off.

nikcee said...

sheeeet... alleykitten was some muy funny times.

who'd thunk that two fools riding 'silly' bikes (a long bmx and a trike) could stomp so hard.

its funny reading the smack talk after the race... we did get worked at the CPs but i saw lyle barking right back at n1ck as i pulled into the final stop.

im not sure it was fair me seeing morgan's 'practice' on friday night given my position as 'head judge' but the moment he went for the shirt removal alls i could think was 'oh snap! its on for tomorrow night'.

morgman said...

Next time I try that, I'm not getting drunk beforehand.